My Republican Kitty

Jun 15

Catipalism

Me: Okay, time to leave for work.
Cat: No! You don't have to leave! You have to pet me.
Me: Sorry cat, it's how I make money to buy you kibble and treats.
Cat: But look how cute I am! You don't have to leave because I'm so adorable!
Me: Sadly, that's not how this works.
Cat: BUT WAIT. Look at how long I am! You do not have to leave because I'm soooooooo long.
Me: You are indeed very long. But I have to leave to get to work on time.
Cat: NOPE. You don't have to leave because I am so LOUD! HEAR HOW LOUD I AM?! THAT'S THE SOUND OF YOU NOT HAVING TO LEAVE.
Me: Still no.
Cat:
Me: Hey wait, what are you doing?
Cat: Knocking things off the table. One by one. You do not have to leave because gravity!
Me: I'm starting to think you don't understand capitalism.

Oct 06

I’d eat Big Bird.

What?

(Support PBS)

Jul 23

Waterboarding:

nbd

(Witness Against Torture)

Jul 04

Hey girl. There’s nothing small about my government.

(GOP: Small government talk, big government agenda)

Photo courtesy of Theresa Lagasse Photography.

Jun 28

Correction: The Supreme Court backs all parts of President Obama’s signature health care law, including the individual mandate that requires all to have health insurance.

(CNN Botches Obamacare Ruling in Epic Error)